A well-crafted Git commit message is the best way to communicate context about a change to other developers working on that project, and indeed, to your future self.
Well, that right for most of us. But some software guys really wrote message that is really a piece of entertainment.

This writing tries to pick those funny sentence that people wrote as their commit message.
TL;DR Noting serious here ! Read this just for fun!

git commit -m “Fixing project shit”
- Pushing extra shit,.
- Bug not fixed But i fuck the way you die...
- Checkout completely set up, I hope this shit still works lord
- Why the fuck you are looking at MY commits ?
- what the hell am i doing
- Bunny aproves this shit
- You know I'm tired of this shit...
- Saving progresss before I potentially fuck up eveything
- tweak prompt this is probably gonna break shit i bet...
- Change gitignore cause its shit
- Holy shit this is actually starting to work
- Did shit, am tired, end of story
- fixing important shit
- who the hell used 8-space tabs?
- Joe is shit, eat shit, lumberfoot
- aircarft considered Done. Few details like ammo shit misses
- Treid to fix some shit ddint go well
- Favicons and shit
- good shit
- More good shit
- Update README.md and mention stupid shit that still wanders my mind
- Merge branch ‘master’ into shit
- [A fuck ton] - too much stuff. Completely forgot
- I changed some shit
- too much shit. I don't even know what i did
- Write shitty script to select a VPN region
- Add fuck aliases
- Finally got that bitch to scroll down
- Lucy - fuck it
- hopefully this doesn't fuck anything
- yeah i thought that would fuck up
- most of this shit works now
- terrible shitty particle system
- this shit compiles
- who knows? loads of shit
- holy shit this thing is fast now
- holy shit this thing is fast now
- Added a whole lot of shit and pushed an update, productive day
- merge hell avoided
- - Render model params instead of shit long parameter list
- oops I pushed broken shit
- fixed your shitty movement
- Adapted to new code. Now shittier than usual
- gonna do some shit
- How the fuck did I think that was right
- Lots of reorganization, respawning of enemies, and weird shit
- fix some dumb shit in quaternions
- i'm a shitbag
- holy hell in a handbasket
- Complete rewriting (why the fuck not?)
- in theory, i'm preloading shit
- Fix some erros. Idk why the hell I did it the way I did.
- Trump clean ups fuck trump
- go burn in hell young sinner
- adding favorites type of shit
- I continued the analysis, but some results are quite shitty
- Joe is shit, eat shit, lumberfoot
- Raw shit
- Changed some shit code for main panel and music driver
- okay... fuck high-res images THEY TAKE TOO LONG TO TRAIN ON OMG
- I’m too old for this shit!
- atomic commit before I fuck more shit up
- i hope this doesnt fuck everything up
- The index.html was bad lul u cookie bastard Jorge
- Revert “Make this shit update”
- Interface for vaginal pregnancy
- added a bunch of meta shit
- remove, fuck this
- the price has gone up again shit
- Another commit of my shitbox
- fractional zoom calculations, fuck yeah
- ES: hell with copy/paste
- add a check to kill client before it does shit
- Rermove shit console.log used to guess chinese locale code
- adds hell and heaven files
- add word cunt examle
- Debug AgentTest timeout hell with long stdio
- UI bitch work
- NOT IMPORTANT! Ignore this shit
- make slightly less shitty
- fixed lasers so people dont fuck with them
- weather comand probably fixed some other shit but who knows
- added clause to have my bot always respond to Colby, because fuck you
- Replace plain white tiles from hell tileset in hell map
- Commit logs from last night n shit ;)
- This shit is not working, trying an alternative.
- if male exclude vaginal and urinary
- haha shit my logic's off god sam u dumbass
- Fine, fuck you then
- what the hell happened here
- Fix Chinese encoding shitgit add -A
- Well, we have some shit now
- finished and fuck you
- feat: callback hell sad me on bitcoin api
- yer fokin cunt its werkin now
- Added some annoying beeps and boops and shit
- remove idea shits
- button manage ment cool shit with buttons.
- what the hell elgie
- Don't require capistrano-maintenance because apparently it breaks shit
- Either markdown is a bitch or I am.
- that shits hard
- remove facebook shitdk
- What the hell is going on with treenode
- Why the hell not?
- Great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit
- Gamemanager fuck yeah
- What the hell happened to CHANGES.md
- polishing shit
- Add files via upload In case shit hits the fan
- Connection successful but shitty bugs found
- Removed this mini css shit
- Delete garbage.txt wtf is this shit, Carlos???
- tried to fixed orientation shit
- the fuck ahaha
- Welp… shit happen
- THis is the coolest shit ever
- Done a lot of good shit without any particular plan.
- This shit is not working, trying an alternative.
- messagewhat a fuck are you doing here???
- added serious shit attacks
- Intentionally fuck up a test to see if it prevents merge into master
- App working for ios, looks very shit though
- almost got the auth flowing. and fuck you vue-resources!
- Complete rewriting (why the fuck not?)
- At this point just trying shit 6At this point just trying shit 5At this point just trying shit 4At this point just trying shit 3At this point just trying shit 2
- thanks for teaching me this shit.
- The little bastards are now updating properly
- Don't remove the shit we need'
- commit fuck human
- fixed shit in protocol evals, running everything again
- Go fuck yourself
- someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...
- Updated scripts, still shitshow
- README fixups Why is markdown a bitch here
- Loads of improvements, can now drag shit around like a maniac!
- Promises simulation with callback hell :(
- UI bitch work
- Linked list shitty solution
- Added lost code from previous Git shit
- Accidentally reverted loads of shit I wasn’t supposed to
- Thens stringed successfully, but callback hell ensues
- slightly more controversial shit
- done with this shit added names to top
- Make Octokit local because some VS/dotnet core shit.
- Adding/Fixing/Balancing Fixed a shitload of things.
- LNX: fixed nigga bitch typo
- next time maybe test shit before you commit.
- multiple shit working
- i dont understand this shit
- eslint also fuck a react router
- comments working, still need to brush up some shit though
- Holy shit, this is so much work.
- ui from hell the good part
- manifest: Switch to linaro * ISL, graphite, whores etc
- holy shit, it takes 10 seconds but we can see "sony...presents"
- deal with android shitstorm :(
- end of tuesday, shitty home
- github 404 hell fix
- really last hour shit
- Create frontend structure and delete useless shit
- Some shitshow I have to fix. Linux layer is getting better
- k what the hell git hub pages?
- Massive kernel refactoring This took hours holy shit
- defucked shit
- Fixed the fuck out of #176!
- Clean-up Crew! Cleaned up the shit from the last time we tried this.
- some shit is working
- holy shit finally
- weather comand probably fixed some other shit but who knows
- created this external style shit to clean up the index.html
- Room Customize Bitch tits ugh
- Fixed golden nugget, fuck you jerry
- did and undid shit, then did a thing
- How the hell did this happen???
- Dump a ton of shit
- Holy shit the gradient finally works
- added more shit
- refractor shit code wrote at 3am
- Trying to start understanding this shit
- button manage ment cool shit with buttons.
- holy shit it works for once
- Fix some shit I did on previous commits
- magically got this shit to load
- took away some useless shit
- More bad Git shit. I will need to find an alternative that makes sense
- removing intellij generated shit
- :volcano: deleteing old shit
- add unique menu item class names so we can do crazy shit
- what the hell man
- discord makes shit disappear
- got colors working. fuck that was hard
- Minecraft naming conventions are shit
- Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma? Answer: copy
- World was a shithole before ClosedRow discovery!
- copyrights and shit
- a lot of shit
- slightly more controversial shit
- new shit
- implements some shitty functions to get fault status.
- get the fuck out of here
- done with this shit added names to top
- ES: hell with copy/paste
- Fixed the fuck out of #176!
- wizard + bugfix+ spritefix and shit
- added in more lines and shit
- go to hell DST
- it works this time like for real, we can write shit
- dataset can now load shit tons of data
- make images less shit
- solve adrian’s shits
- made it a little less shitty
- defucked shit
- Core shit
- Indention shit
- Pushing extra shit,.
- Revert accidental adding of penis actions to altar oral
- added some unknown shit
- add a check to kill client before it does shit
- Refactoring the stupid ass bitch code from lulu
- Buggy but fuck it
- Decomposed the shit out of this
- fucken bitch telegram is dead
- Make shit fasterrrrrr
- beautification of this shit
- Added shit-Insert copy for terminals cos Crtl+c kills
- Document the shit out of it
- we http now, starting to move shit to conf
- Holy shit
- how do i even work this camera what in the actual fuck mau help me
- just wanted to fuck around with webstorm bc y not
- destroyed rings no longer fuck shit up
- oh shit
- formatted highscore better fuck me
- TODO: Need to strip out fluid code from repo because it’s shitty
- more shit server fixes
- Delete the shitty gitignore
- ok finally fixed the menu fuck you coding
- lots o shit
- Merge pull request #39 from Dangrmurray/ryan help with routes n shit
- Some network related shit that needs tested
- Makes !update less shitty
- base64 that shit….
- made general shit
- title shit
- Moved shit to where it’s meant to be.
- not as shitty as before
- this shit is finally working
- Rermove shit console.log used to guess chinese locale code
- Few errors, but I’m gonna need to redo everything, so fuck it
- The calm before the storm, or: Why the hell is Chaoko touching DNA?
- render terrain with realtime shitty erosion
- Methods for players addition and deletion. Same shit for teams
- Redoing a bunch of shit, adding some JSON parsing.
- Vim did some shit.
- ughhhhhh fuck blockstates
- made it a little less shitty
- README example. Does fuck all.
- registration shit for students
- norme, simplified the main and some shit
- Document the shit out of it
- really last hour shit
- Minor Fixes (Pep shit)
- weird shit going on.
- Delete garbage.txt wtf is this shit, Carlos???
- Bug not fixed But i fuck the way you die…
- Fix some erros. Idk why the hell I did it the way I did.
- try to fucking make this shit work
- comms consoles are shit
- did some shite idk
- Fix Chinese encoding shitgit add -A
- fixed a warning because fuck it
- How the hell did this happen???
- Minor shit that looks good
- Installed oh-my-zsh and merged it with all my other shit
- Cultifying windows and shit like that.
- 2026 shit
- took away some useless shit
- Cant remember what i did.. Before Android Studio Update fuck ups
- #adds shitload of media
- Added list of shit All broken
- Reverts airlocks sounding like shit.
- doing a lot of shit
- slightly more controversial shit
- Fix shit from past
- aux shit is ready
- AFRAME declaration in app hell yesss
- working on ConvGRU shit
- commits before potentially breaking shit
- new kind of shit
- made it a little less shitty
- Holy shit figured out the box problem
- did and undid shit, then did a thing
- Why the hell not?
- i hate this shit lmao
- Toggled some more shit
- cleaned some shit up
- best shit
- throw shit works
- deleted redundant shit
- Cleaning up extraneous 3rd party shit Derp
- pull shit
- Well, the world is in a shit state
- haha shit my logic’s off god sam u dumbass
- Lots of shit in ch7
- skrin shitty perchei
- dats some good shit
- Fine, fuck you then
- add word cunt examle
- well fuck you too
- team shit
- Thens stringed successfully, but callback hell ensues
- leaflet hell added
- somehow this shit hates me
- Drow — changed faerie fire 3/day to 1/day because it’s shit anyway
- The calm before the storm, or: Why the hell is Chaoko touching DNA?
- No seriously fuck you
- FIX: I fuck this shit
- Added a shit-load of functionality.
- render terrain with realtime shitty erosion
- what the hell man
- Added in some google shit, Fixes #73
- ES: hell with copy/paste
- added in more lines and shit
- commits before potentially breaking shit
- The calm before the storm, or: Why the hell is Chaoko touching DNA?
- sentence portion hacked out. Its shit but it works
- Installed oh-my-zsh and merged it with all my other shit
- Added 2D array shit, we’ll see
- Undoes shitcode.
- Fix a TON of bugs and shit
- handling the image and the digital shit
- finished and fuck you
- last xml commit no more xml no more bloody shit
- a lot of shit i don't feel like commenting through
- still shit
- gonna test simple shit
- Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma? Answer: copy
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Enjoy !
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